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--Evil Fuzzles from Beyond the Stars--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

Well, I forced myself to play this game, I have to admit. I thought I would hate it. But in reality, Neopets dished out a fairly good game (Equally surprising in lieu of their cancellation of two of the better games on Neopets, and their pointless changing of one of the best games). You shoot the Fuzzles and the bombs. WHAT, pray tell, could be easier than that...okay, some stuff, I'll admit, but the game is so simple, and best of all, no stupid "The amount of points you get is divided by two to get your Neopoints total".
Only...two slight drawbacks that prevent me from giving it four stars. One, the bombs. Its hard enough to shoot all of the Fuzzles, but adding in the bombs which are so small and move so fast makes it harder to go farther. I don't know, maybe that's what they wanted. Two, the NeoCredits. I like the idea of buying upgrades, and the amount of points you score in one round becomes kind of like money, but you should always, ALWAYS, buy the gun upgrade, but its so hard to get enough money to buy a gun upgrade and something else, that it renders the NeoCredits idea pointless and removable

Rating: ***
Location: Action
Difficulty: Easy-Medium
Release Date: March 2002


--Jelly Processing Plant--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

BORING. You move the Buzz there, then you pick up the jelly then you dump it and you do this over, and over, and over, and over...are you getting my point??? Why oh why would anyone subject themselves to these minutes of endless, repetitive torture, when one could play an entertaining game of the same nature, but more exciting (I allude here to Ice Cream Factory...great game, please, play it, sadly overlooked. You can make easy Neopoints here). But really, why must we do the same thing over and over again??? The only good thing about this game? We have a new entrant in 'Best Game featuring a Petpet ' when the Neopets Game Awards roll around again

Rating: * 1/2
Location: Action
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: March 2002


--Usuki Frenzy--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

I don't get it. Why does the Neopets Staff feel that two Diva Starz games aren't enough. Diva Starz is great (It won Best Sponsor Game), and it's rare that a Sponsor Game is good. Then came Big Fat Liar, which is really the same thing as Diva Starz, just slower. Then this...Usuki Frenzy. I would be ashamed to be an Usuki Doll and have this game out there. This is the slowest one yet (That stupid Usul walks in the weirdest way), the doorways are confusing, so there's one room you can't find...ugh

Rating: *
Location: Action
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: March 2002


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