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Games Ratings: * - Terrible ** - Fair *** - Good **** - Fantastic
Ratings are based on difficulty, Neopoints, and overall entertainment

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Shop Ratings: * - Waste-o-time ** - Not bad *** - Pretty Good ****- Excellent

--Nimmo's Pond--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

Amount of NPs That Can Possibly Be Made: Well, take your score and divided it by four. In other words, you need 4000 Points for Just 1000 NP. Highly Unlikely
Tips:
- This is essentially The classic game Asteroids, only harder.
-Try not to move your lily pad around. Once you start moving, you will not be able to stop, so if you were going fast, you'll being going fast until you die
-If a medium or large lily pad gets to close to you, you must use the bomb. It's the easiest way
- For some reason, even though this game has a medium star ranking, your score is divided by four. That seems grossly unfair, so you need 800 points just to get 200 Neopoints
Skill Level: You need to be very fast with reflexes. You should be able to turn, shoot, stick your tongue out and bomb in less than five seconds. It's actually not that hard
Drawbacks:
- Once You Move, you keep moving. You can't stop
- The Score divided by 4 Rule is a major drawback

Rating: ** 1/2
Location: Action
Difficulty: Hard
Release Date: July 2001

--Omelette Defender--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

I hate this game. And I don't just hate it. I hate it with a passion. I despise it, loathe it. Never have I felt so passionately hateful towards a game since the update of Pterattack. I hate. Hate, hate, hate, hate. HATE. Lord knows I TRIED to like it just to say there was a Tyrannian Game out there that I did like, but no such luck (I pause here to remember the old Pterattack and Switcheroo)
There ain't no freaking time! The object is to use three different items to stop Grarrls, Tonus, and Skeiths from eating an omelette (By the way, I am fully convinced the only reason this game was made was for the Tonu to be in a game) but the size of the omelette diminishes so quickly, and you're having to change items soooo many times, that you can't get very far in the game. I have managed to get past rounds one and two, but like clockwork, round three does me in.
The game is too hard, and the amount of Neopoints you get is pitiful compared to what you should actually get. Not worth any time. Go watch paint dry. It's a more productive activity
As I said before, I hate this game, and if my comparing it to Pterattack is anything, you know what rating this is going to get

Location: Action
Difficulty: Hard
Release Date: April 2002

--Pick Your Own--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

Okay, not really a game, but there are similar games to this on Neopets. With the allure of rare berries, how could you resist? Plus, it's up to six items of food for a fairly low sum of neopoints (Even though you can get one omelette for free each day) Still go to the omelette, but this isn't that bad

Rating: ***
Location: Luck
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: August 2002

--Plushie Tycoon--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

Perfection. This is a game inside a game. It really requires the use of knowledge and of logic. There's not much more that can be said. It's up to you what kind of material and accessories you want to buy. But always think ahead, kind of like with Shapeshifter

Rating: *** 1/2
Location: Puzzle
Difficulty: Easy-Hard
Release Date: July 2002

--Pokematch--

Reviewed by: willofgaia

Comments: Pokemon on Neopets. That should say enough right there. Actually, the game isn't bad. but then it gets tedious. I'm purposely trying to lose after a while but there's so much time it's impossible

Rating: ** 1/2
Location: Puzzle
Difficulty: Easy
Release Date: August 2001

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